Incoherent Mumblings

Are you tired of listening to your whining kids? Do you wish that you never went to college and instead joined that kid Jimmy's band and traveled across the tri-state area in his '79 Chevy? Is regret the only emotion that you feel because you didn't listen to your parents and go to college but instead joined a band knowing only 3 chords on your guitar and accidently knocked up your only groupie? Do you only have ten toes? Well, don't worry about it. Life could be worse. You could be dying of the plague. Sidenote-If you are actually dying of the plague, my sincerest apologies.

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

—A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

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people be like “are you really going to miss out on a potential friendship just because someone doesnt share your views on feminism/racism/etc.” and i’m like “ya lol”

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