Incoherent Mumblings

Are you tired of listening to your whining kids? Do you wish that you never went to college and instead joined that kid Jimmy's band and traveled across the tri-state area in his '79 Chevy? Is regret the only emotion that you feel because you didn't listen to your parents and go to college but instead joined a band knowing only 3 chords on your guitar and accidently knocked up your only groupie? Do you only have ten toes? Well, don't worry about it. Life could be worse. You could be dying of the plague. Sidenote-If you are actually dying of the plague, my sincerest apologies.

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me (excitedly): “We’re taking 2 cars, who is riding with me?”
5yo: “I’m not.”
3yo: “I’m riding with Mommy, you’re riding by yourself.”

Oh.

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

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I love those mornings when you wake to darkness and no one is asking anything of you. You’re under no pressure to exist. This is something of which I am in constant need.

—C.R. (via amewesing)

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  • partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
  • me: okay
  • me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
  • partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
  • me: no
  • partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
  • me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday