Are you tired of listening to your whining kids? Do you wish that you never went to college and instead joined that kid Jimmy's band and traveled across the tri-state area in his '79 Chevy? Is regret the only emotion that you feel because you didn't listen to your parents and go to college but instead joined a band knowing only 3 chords on your guitar and accidently knocked up your only groupie? Do you only have ten toes? Well, don't worry about it. Life could be worse. You could be dying of the plague. Sidenote-If you are actually dying of the plague, my sincerest apologies.