Incoherent Mumblings

Are you tired of listening to your whining kids? Do you wish that you never went to college and instead joined that kid Jimmy's band and traveled across the tri-state area in his '79 Chevy? Is regret the only emotion that you feel because you didn't listen to your parents and go to college but instead joined a band knowing only 3 chords on your guitar and accidently knocked up your only groupie? Do you only have ten toes? Well, don't worry about it. Life could be worse. You could be dying of the plague. Sidenote-If you are actually dying of the plague, my sincerest apologies.

h0odrich:

I also love how girls start shit talking off like ‘okay so Nicole like I love her, I adore her, she’s great and awesome and beautiful but like….’

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spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

spookybeyondmeasure:

(let’s not talk about) how we danced in middle school;  you can tell your boyfriend, if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I AIN’T FUCKIN SCARED OF HIM // songs which still evoke the desire to jump around shamelessly and sing in a circle with my friends.    [[25 tracks // 1 hour 30 minutes]]

don’t trust me - 3OH!3 // everytime we touch - cascada // low (apple bottom jeans) - flo rida ft. t-pain // shake it - metro station // whine up - kat deluna ft. elephant man // paralyzer - finger eleven // fergilicious - fergie // crank that - soulja boy tell’em // promiscuous - nelly furtado & timbaland // cupid shuffle - cupid // beautiful liar - beyonce & shakira // cyclone - baby bash ft. t-pain // london bridge - fergie // cupid’s chokehold - gym class heroes // shut up and drive - rihanna // kiss kiss - chris brown ft. t-pain // the sweet escape - gwen stefani // bed - j. holiday // into the night - santana ft. chad kroeger // girlfriend - avril lavigne // gives you hell - the all-american rejects // no air - jordin sparks ft. chris brown // he said she said - ashley tisdale // the great escape - boys like girls // dance floor anthem (i don’t wanna be in love) - good charlotte

/// [[to listen]] ///

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